Parting shot

My doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about my day:


Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped 
from a bear in the heavy brush, marched up and down hills and valleys, stood in
a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of mud, sand, and creeks, and jumped away from an aggressive crocodile.

    

 Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be an awesome 
outdoors-man!"

  

 "No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer."

 

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